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Extreme punch fisting Photograph by Justin Bishop.Its a balmy night in Manhattans financial district and at a sports bar called Stout everyone is Tindering. The tables are filled with young women and men whove been chasing money and deals on Wall Street all day and now theyre out looking for hookups. Everyone is drinking peering into their screens and swiping on the faces of strangers they may have sex with later that evening. Or not. Ew this guy has Dad bod a young woman says of a potential match swiping left. Her friends smirk not looking up.Tinder sucks they say. But they dont stop swiping.At a booth in the back three handsome twentysomething guys in buttondowns are having beers. They are Dan Alex and Marty budding investment bankers at the same financial firm which recruited Alex and Marty straight from an Ivy League campus. Names and some identifying details have been changed for this story. When asked if theyve been arranging dates on the apps theyve been swipi

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SEX in Oceanside CopyThought your first date was crap This Tinder hookup ended with a woman being pried off a window after she got stuck trying to grab her poop.On Tuesday Liam Smyth launched a GoFundMe campaign to replace his 357 window after firefighters had to destroy it to save his fecesflinging Tinderella.It all started when Smyth took his date to Nandos a Portuguese restaurant in Bristol UK. Afterward he took her back to his apartment where they Netflixed and chilled.But when his date got up and went to the bathroom she returned in a panic.see alsoA student who had the worst Tinder date ever when...I went for a poo in your toilet she told me Smyth wrote on his GoFundMe campaign site. But when the toilet wouldnt flush she lost her head a little I reached into the toil

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SEX in Codo Harsh or totally fair Man documents his DISASTROUS first ever Tinder date with a woman who behaved SO rudely that he fled the restaurant without paying or saying goodbyeAn Imgur user known only as Minilogo37 posted about his terrible first experience on a Tinder date and it went viral with23158 points and 19554 viewsHe detailed the night in full explaining that the woman didnt look at him once wore sweatpants gave oneword answers and spoke more to the waiterAfter hed had enough the man excused himself and left the restaurant without paying or saying goodbye and the Internet came to his defense

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